Turbo Dork

There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This...

What does the word Galaxia bring to mind? Maybe it’s a game, a book,...

"My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know...

Q: Do you know what the autoignition temperature of paper is?A: 451° F...

The Fae Wylds is a land of potent magic and duality separate from that ...

So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium p...

Maybe one day I will win at a game of 40K. Yeah, dream on... Sweet Dream'...

Dork, the companion to Turbo, is based on the blue in our logo. After all,...

Just the thing for those late-night cravings. Death By is a dark, rich choc...

Double, double, toil and trouble;Fire burn and cauldron bubble ...Or whateve...

Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets. Dark Net is one of our d...

"All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." Da Ba Dee is blue...

Cyberia is our ode to 80's cyberpunk, loud music, VR games, hackers, and neon n...

Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, the ocean in Curacao, not here off the s...

Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds --- pale blue and pinkis...

"Shiny blue is more noticeable, more unique, and more full of the chill promise. C...

Instead of doing a cold open to introduce this turboshift, we are just going to jum...

I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine rising high in the sky. Note: Cloud Nine is i...

Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Part...

We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real ...

Remember Bazooka gum? Well, this is the paint form. Just don't try to blow bubbles with...

Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone. It was named after that rich, dark fluid livi...

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculous...

I mean really, who came up with this as a flavor when we were kids? They should get a meda...